They had just been mid snog session, Jack having maneuvered Ianto up against a wall, pinning his arms against it as they moved together. Or, that’s what they had been doing.
Ianto glared at his lover as the older man kept his lips just out of reach, still holding him against the wall. “Jack!” he whined, straining against the vice like grip uselessly. The older man was like a rock, albeit a laughing one.
Resigned, the he slumped back against the wall. “Bastard.”
“Don’t I know it,” Jack grinned, leaning in closer but pulling back again when Ianto tried to reestablish lip contact.
The Welshman growled, which only served to further amuse the Captain, so he tried switching tactics. “C’mon Jack, please?”
“Hmmm, no I don’t think so. I like just looking at you, you’re beautiful,” Jack purred. It would have been quite complementary if Ianto hadn’t thought he was just saying that to irritate him further. Jack knew Ianto didn’t take complements well.
“Humph. We both know I can’t hold a candle to you,” the younger man insisted, tracing his lovers jaw line with his eyes.
“Flattery is not going to help you.”
“Then what if I call you an ugly wanker?
“You already tried insulting.”
Ianto pouted, already well aware that wouldn’t work either. His eyes flickered down. “Well, what if I offered to help you with the problem you seem to have growing?” Ianto tried, offering a mischievous smile.
“Hmm, nope. Try again.” Jack grinned, loving the frustration growing in the younger man.
So whining, begging, compliments, insults, and offering sexual favors didn’t work. It really only left the Welshman one idea. He fixed a calm, steady gaze at the Captain. “You’ll get only decaf for a week.”
Jack gasped in what you might have thought was false horror, but it was quite real. Ianto had done that once before and it had been horrible, not just for the Captain but for everyone who’d had to deal with a cranky Jack. “You wouldn’t.”
Jack leaned in a bit closer, lips barley a millimeter out of reach. “Don’t suppose I can still get that ‘help’ then?”
“Sorry sir lost your opportunity.”
The Captain released Ianto, who immediately crashed their lips back together, not minding in the slightest then Jack slammed him back into the wall, as long as they kept kissing.